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adolfphin:

i like making other people happy even though im not happy idk does that make sense

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Community Rewatch (1x08)

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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while showering 

• me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
• me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
• me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
• me: i'ma read the back of this.
• me: lather, rinse, repeat?
• me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
• me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
• me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
• me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
• me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
• me: did i already wash my hair?
• me: i think i did but i don't remember.
• me: i'ma do it again.
• me: FUCK I REPEATED.
• me: well played, pantene pro-v.
• me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
• me: i bet it's awkward.
• me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
• me: okay time to get out.
• me: 
• me: 
• me: where the fuck is my towel.

dicktier:

‘im going to bed now’ is really just code for ‘i’m going to read gay fanfiction for six more hours’ 

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thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

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edgur:

life is like a box of chocolates

i don’t have a box of chocolates 

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list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

• me

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basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you

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when there’s a post i like but i don’t reblog it, and then everyone i follow starts reblogging it and it keeps appearing my dash until finally i’m like OKAY FINE I’LL REBLOG IT, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

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Joe: Just wait a second, I love him. I’ve just been ???? Scott. [x]

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gaymzee:

im not crying theres just otp in my eye

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